I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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