so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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