lets start a swedish sibling band together
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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