don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she told me i tasted like america
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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