Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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