shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I need water and some morals
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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