I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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