my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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