how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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