i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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