Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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