a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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