I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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