I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize
