Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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