i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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