i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
