Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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