Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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