Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he thought i was a dude.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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