Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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