Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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