We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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