He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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