sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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