used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Randomize
