Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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