Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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