Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
be right there i have to get my cape
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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