one two three fourrrrnication!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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