Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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