why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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