it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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