i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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