nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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