Your mouth is God's brothel.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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