If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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