So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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