yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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