it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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