My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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