I don't think brook has ever known best
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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