Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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