BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She bit a glass in half.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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