that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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