So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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