Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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