Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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