Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
this just has baby written all over it
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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