Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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