ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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