actually, I'm a sock model
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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