I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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