But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.