:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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