I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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