i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Actions speak louder than pants.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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