when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
