Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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