So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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