Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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