You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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